Quote of the moment:
In some states, I am known as "Dr. Buttsex." I have no idea why. I never got my degree or nothin'.
So, I was walking past the game store in the mall the other day, and I saw this game on the big ol' demo screen. I played it for about five minutes before determining that a) people need to stop m...(Click to see more)
I always wanted to put together a phone sex ad, just like all the other retarded phone sex ads out there, but instead of a "sexy girl" or a "hot stud," it'd be for a horse. I would loop some barnyard ...(Click to see more)
