Quote of the moment:
This site is like that movie "Timecop," except with a lot less Van Damme, and microscopically more sense-make.
From the depths of the 1950s, comes a movie that thrilled and chilled the audiences of the day!
From the depths of space or some shit, comes THE CREEPING PENIS: a hulking, green phallus whose mission is to destroy, or at least jizz all over, planet Earth!
Can anything stop THE CREEPING PENIS?!