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From the depths of the 1950s, comes a movie that thrilled and chilled the audiences of the day!

From the depths of space or some shit, comes THE CREEPING PENIS: a hulking, green phallus whose missi... (Click to see more)

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Yeah, I get in trouble sometimes when I underestimate the ability of frozen pizza products to keep their seemingly fantastic promises.

I should have learned from my debacle with Bagel Bites. Yeah, ... (Click to see more)

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MC Hammer's tribute to Shaq. You see, back in the mid-90s, Hammer's star was fading, but Shaq was on the rise, and has yet to ever slow down. So, being the decent fellow that he was, Hammer decided to... (Click to see more)

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Anyone remember this movie? One of Connery's better recent films.

It's really a touching story, even the part with the axle grease and the butthole thumbing.... (Click to see more)

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Exposed!

JFK, like you've never seen him before. A compilation of recently-declassified documents and footage that reveal the secret life of the USA's 35th president.

It seems he was a statesman... (Click to see more)

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From the bowels of TLC's strategy department, comes this touching reality show about a half-wited guy, and a woman with a haircut that looks like a botched circumcision, who have collectively decided ... (Click to see more)

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I heard that all the kids want to camp out on Black Friday to buy this new game.

It packs action, adventure, intrigue and prostitute-pummeling excitement.

I already can't wait for the DLC and th... (Click to see more)

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Someone on the ol' social media put out a call for anyone to help them make a picture of Frankenstein's monster behind a DJ table.

It was easy enough, so I didn't even charge them.

Happy Hallowe... (Click to see more)

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Danzig remembers. Do you?... (Click to see more)

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So it happened.

Raekwon is finally getting a cooking show, and he's gonna dish up a lot of that raw, hardcore cooking.

Coming soon.... (Click to see more)