Quote of the moment:
I'm a philosopher. That means I'm full of shit, like all the other philosophers.
Ever know someone who you just, for whatever reason, cannot stand? Someone you loathe, whose very existence infuriates you? Do they have a rotten child whom they don't discipline and you can tell is going to grow up to be a total piece of shit, so you hate them too?
Well, do I ever have the gift combo idea for you!