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Welcome to URF!

Something most folks don't know about the smash hit, "Independence Day."

Oops!

The very popular recent series of kids' books, "The Hunger Games," have made for a very popular recent movie series.

But, like all Hollywood productions, they're not without their little blunders.

Charlie, no!

Working on the set of "Willy Wonka" must have been like a very 1970s dream come true, except shooting the river scenes. Or if you are afraid of midgets and dwarfs... then it would be hell. A short, orange hell.

Crotch Capers

Disney are well-known for having hidden scenes with oddball material and references to other films. In this case though, I'm not really sure what they're trying to get across... aside from groin lust, maybe.

The Horror!

What do you know? Watching horror films is good for body and mind.

Horsing around

Adam Sandler is firm as fudge on this one, as he believes it preserves the artistic integrity of the films.

That Robin Williams...

Truly one of the great comedians and actors of our age. I can only imagine the hilarity he would have added to that, or any film.

It seems that his replacement will be Bill Cosby.

Johnny's deep

Fan favorite Johnny Depp is not one to rest on his laurels. He still makes great efforts to ensure that his acting is top-notch.

Jack's back

Truly, this is a mystery that will inspire quizzical looks among film students and moviegoers for ages to come.

Who's Your Caddy?

It is unknown to science whether or not this means that all other movies there are more terrible than this one, or that this one is merely subjectively deemed better than all the rest.

Regardless, the implications on quantum mechanics are staggering.

Turner? Hooch?

It's amazing how drastically some films change after a few script revisions.

Da foe changed

To be fair, it's not all that much of a change.

Ernest vs. Jason

I think this would have shattered box-office records, as it would have been one of the formative horror-movie crossovers.

If you think Ernest movies aren't horror movies, you haven't been over 12 and tried to watch one.

<I>Yes, for those of you paying attention, I re-used my "Ernest Goes to Hell" poster from a few years back. How could I not?</I>

Alien vs. Good Taste

The hopes we all had for this movie when it first came out, all shattered. But we can just pretend that movie... and the series it spawned, just don't exist.

Patch Cure-all

No word on whether or not it actually works. I'm betting it does, because laughter is the best medicine, and blasting rails of Patch Adams up your booger-chute is the best way to get those laughs in there.

Animal Cracker-geddon

Reportedly, he would just sit there, chewing, with a goofy smile on his face, and then he'd bare his cracker-filthy smile directly at the camera and hold his gaze for minutes at a time.

It was not the longest scene in the film, but if you have ever watched it, it feels like it is.

Thuggish Ruggish Bones

Yeah, I think ol' Snoop's idea about simplifying the character was maybe taking it and making it a little <i>too</i> simple.

Then again, maybe it would have worked, and the director was a fool not to try it.

Lepre-consarnit

Sometimes, trying to avoid cultural appropriation is a struggle you just can't win.

SPURM!

I think this would have taken the movie in a bold new direction.

King Who?

You know, I kind of wish "King Ralph" was a sequel or remake of "Kong." Would have been a hell of a lot more entertaining.