Fire Safety

Fire Safety

Fire. Man's oldest foe. Capable of heating your mammoth meat, or burning down your whole village.

Even in modern times, where we have long since tamed fire, it can still cause great destruction and loss of life. Thus, people require education as to the best ways to be safe. So, then, knowing that people learn best when someone's being a cock to them, we can provide to-the-point fire safety lessons yelled in simple, constantly repeated lessons.

Fire Safety #2

Another in a series of fire safety awareness tips.

This one emphasizes that even if it's your twin brother, you can't let them mess around when it comes to being safe.

Fire Safety #3

Another in a series of fire safety awareness tips.

Significant others tend to become less significant if they don't respect safety rules, and suddenly they become smoldering skeletons on the floor, clutching the melted remains of Elton John's "Rocket Man" single on vinyl.

Don't let it happen to your loved ones.

Fire Safety #4

Numero cuatro in a series of fire safety posters.

At the office, it is incredibly important to make certain that your co-workers understand the benefits of remaining alive through constant vigilance against fire.

Fire Safety #5

Another in a series of helpful tips about safety.

If you have children, then you know how important it is to educate them to be as safe as possible. Kids will be kids, but if they burn the house down and accidentally kill their parents, siblings and pet hamster, then their childhood ends there, so fire safety is very important.

Fire Safety #6

Yet another in a series of helpful, informational fire safety posters.

Parenting is difficult, but un-charring corpses is more difficult. Instill proper respect for safety while they're still young.