Quote of the moment:
Read Marcus Aurelius - of each thing, ask: what is it, in and of itself? Will it remove kebab?

The original title of this book was "Helping The Retarded To Know God."
Not much better, eh? Still exploitative as hell, but there's not even any direct money in that, unlike staffing a brothel with them and paying them in popsicle sticks.
Here's the original, and it's 100% not altered in any way.

How about that?