Quote of the moment:
As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...
Yeah, so I've seen a million social media posts about "If you didn't ______, then you didn't have a childhood" made by little shits who grew up in the 1990s.
Let me tell you, I got awful sick of that shit, so I made my own series, and it covers the less idyllic, but more realistic things that comprise the average childhood.
This is number two in a short series.