Quote of the moment:
As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...

During World War II, the German minister of propaganda hatched a sinister plot to wreak havoc on the allies using a horde of ravenous, specially-bred rodents.
The project was top secret, and the evidence is only coming to light over the last few years. This documentary blows the lid off of GOEBBEL'S GERBILS!