Quote of the moment:
Jumpin' Gee-Horsey Farts!
Grievously wronged by an evil pudding company, one sweater-wearing ninja takes on entire armies, and skilled assassins, just to get his chocolatey-sweet revenge. Coming this summer to a theater near you!
Wombstretcha's note: This was made shortly before the big stink about the Coz and his alleged drug-n-rape scheme. Let us hope he solves his legal woes with swordplay!