Quote of the moment:
Without being explicitly stated, the quote implies that when you pee long into an abyss, the abyss also pees into you.
In the interest of clarity, I've been working with the good people at Preparation Headquarters to make those labels less ambiguous.
I think I did a good job. At least, I hope I did, because the new labels ship next week!
Tags: preparation h, anus, butt creme, product