Quote of the moment:
As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...

I think this would have shattered box-office records, as it would have been one of the formative horror-movie crossovers.
If you think Ernest movies aren't horror movies, you haven't been over 12 and tried to watch one.
Yes, for those of you paying attention, I re-used my "Ernest Goes to Hell" poster from a few years back. How could I not?