Quote of the moment:
You actually have to have the facts before you can distort them to suit your narrative, dumbass.
This new show is an attempt at reviving the dying "dating reality show" genre, by upping the stakes and breaking new ground. Instead of putting up with finicky, spoiled humans, the selected bachelors must attempt to mate with a 150 lb African tortoise.
Hilarity, passion, and awkward situations are sure to ensue. Should be some grade-A television.