Quote of the moment:
In some states, I am known as "Dr. Buttsex." I have no idea why. I never got my degree or nothin'.
Oh yeah! Living that thug life above the arctic circle. Jackin' pinnipeds, spearin' whales, clubbin' seals, beatin' up... snow prostitutes?
Either way, it's one hell of an experience, and the critics are going nuts.
"Best game to come out of Northern Canada this year!" -EGM
"If you have complaints about this game, I don't wanna hear Nunavut!" -IGN
"Pork shoulder is on sale for $4.99/lb!" -IGA