Quote of the moment:
In some states, I am known as "Dr. Buttsex." I have no idea why. I never got my degree or nothin'.
I had to do my own take on a timeless children's classic.
In this case, though, the tree isn't a doormat and a pushover, and doesn't let that kid use him and fuck up his entire life. But, the tree is a rapist, so, maybe it's still not a great lesson. I dunno.