Quote of the moment:
Do they have pimp cups for kids? Pimp sippy-cups?
It's that time of year again! Cinco De Mayo, where Americans get drunk to celebrate the time the Mexicans beat the crap out of the French in a battle in 1862!
You can see why we get so excited for our neighbors to the South, who don't really make much of a big deal about it, but WE KNOW how the French were, back in the day! They were relentless and hard to beat!
Eventually, I'll have made a bingo game for every drinking holiday, you just watch me.
Tags: mexico, cinco de mayo, drinking, bingo