Quote of the moment:
Contrary to popular media sentiment, BOTH sexes can use plastic googly eyes to accentuate their genitalia.
This is the story of Deuce Buggalo, a normal guy with a normal job who ended up racking up a massive debt through no fault of his own.
When one of his customers claims that fans of Insane Clown Posse consume massive amounts of hyper-sugary Faygo soda in order to catch diabetes, he has an idea to go door-to-door selling the ultrasweet elixir. There's just one catch though: to sell to Juggalos, you have to BE a Juggalo!