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MC Hammer fights crime



As part of his court-ordered community service, there was a brief period of time in which MC Hammer was posted up in Sasquatch country, guarding bikes all day. He did a pretty good job, and soon enough, they saw fit to clear his record of the awful crime of smuggling parachute pants inside his parachute pants.

Posted: Jul. 03, 2012



Tags: hammer, MC hammer, sasquatch, bike









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