Quote of the moment:
You actually have to have the facts before you can distort them to suit your narrative, dumbass.

It's that time of year again. We celebrate consumption and disregard civility to do so. This Black Friday, don't go out. Instead, pull up a chair, dial into the news, and pour a stiff drink as you play this game celebrating humanity's awfulness.
Tags: black friday, shopping, humanity, injuries, trampling