Quote of the moment:
I don't smoke chronic; I smoke punk-ass bitches. Hard keeping them lit, though...
It's that time of year again. We celebrate consumption and disregard civility to do so. This Black Friday, don't go out. Instead, pull up a chair, dial into the news, and pour a stiff drink as you play this game celebrating humanity's awfulness.
Tags: black friday, shopping, humanity, injuries, trampling