Quote of the moment:
Contrary to popular media sentiment, BOTH sexes can use plastic googly eyes to accentuate their genitalia.

They are the US government's most insidious agriculture-based concern. Their shadowy presence reaches across the land and they act with impunity. So, you better eat your eggs. You better eat your eggs... or ELSE!
Tags: egg, council, poster, agriculture, chicken, farming, evil