Quote of the moment:
I once killed a man for asking me to help him commit suicide.

You may not have known it, but one of my many degrees is in Horoscology, or the study of star signs, and other Zodiac shit. Naturally, the chief tool in this field is the Horoscope. It helps predict what things may come. Enjoy your next week.
Tags: horoscope, astrology, bullshit, zodiac, star signs