Quote of the moment:
Contrary to popular media sentiment, BOTH sexes can use plastic googly eyes to accentuate their genitalia.

Attending college can be frightening. Being away from your home and everyone you know, paired up with a random stranger to live with for a full academic year. Well, imagine that, coupled with a new "flatmate" from across the pond, who has strange grooming habits and an insatiable lust for tea.