Quote of the moment:
Is the gimp sleeping? Look for my new "Wake Up The Gimp" app!

As product advertising characters go, Mrs. Thinster is a delightfully uninspired caricature designed to make middle-aged women feel fat, so as to sell more of these "thin" cookies.
She's got secrets though. Dark secrets.
Learn from Mrs. Thinster.
Tags: thinster, advertising, mascot, branding, terrible