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It's that time of year again, when shopping gets to be a life-or-death struggle. Count the chills, thrills, spills, and kills as the news rolls along, cataloguing the mayhem and carnage of people in search of deals at any cost.
Get a stiff drink ready, or whatever your pleasure is, and prepare to drink in humanity as you play the 2017 Black Friday Game of Death.