Quote of the moment:
I have been known to upend tables when served yams unexpectedly.
We all know someone like this. Fresh out of jail, or out of a terrible relationship, or a long stretch of something bad. Has a new boyfriend who wears stained wifebeaters year-round, calls her affectionate pet names but will fuck anything as soon as she's not looking, with whom she is "totally in love." Decides to fill the void in her being by squirting out a child. That kind of person.