Quote of the moment:
Home of awful things you expect to only encounter in the bathrooms of 24-hour diners.
Oh, PETA. The animal rights organization which seems like a well-meaning cause célèbre, but is actually helmed by people who consider your pet cat to be a "slave." Fresh off their attempt to rename fish to "sea kittens," comes this chart of handy euphemisms for, ahem, personal time.