Quote of the moment:
I once killed a man for asking me to help him commit suicide.
It's Black Friday once again. The global pandemic may impact the day where usually retailers get out of the red, and into the black, but that doesn't mean that we can't play bingo with the news. Where there are deals, lines, and savage consumers, there will be incidents. For those of us unwilling to brave the throngs, we can sit at home and make light of the events of the day.