Quote of the moment:
This site is like that movie "Timecop," except with a lot less Van Damme, and microscopically more sense-make.
One thing I enjoy doing is busting out my crystal ball and dressing in all sorts of ridiculous clothes as I divine the true wisdom of the stars. Then, once I do that, I write down some horoscopes, just for all you people. This is one such horoscope.