Quote of the moment:
I have been known to upend tables when served yams unexpectedly.
The Zodiac used to be the shared cultural iconography of a civilization, but not anymore. Go ahead, pick someone on the street and ask them to tell you where Sagittarius is in the night sky. The star signs lost relevance, but people still like to ascribe aspects of their personality to these whimsical figures.
I say we update them. We've got more accessible shared iconography anymore, and it's found on bumper stickers, UV-reactive posters, tee shirts, and seat covers in the motor courts and mobile home parks across the land. Observe it in action...