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As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...



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Supermarket Stereotypes


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I've made a list chronicling the newer characters you're likely to see next time you're at a supermarket. Gone is the tired "old lady writing a check" and the "coupon haggler." I'm documenting the new... (Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 13, 2017



Coming soon to SYFY!


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In the spirit of rather zany disaster movies, comes the latest original offering from SYFY! Don't worry about the fact that we were forced to change our name and picked the dumbest thing anyone could ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 11, 2017



Semen Slang?


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What does your first name say about... what odd slang term you should use to describe semen? Well, check this handy chart and find out for yourself. A tad juvenile, I know, but bite me, it's fun.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 24, 2017



Guide to Internet BS


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No, not this site, peoples' stories. Oh, the tales we weave trying to impress strangers. Well, here's how to spot when someone drops a giant pile of lies in front of your face and expects you to belie... (Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 22, 2017



Today's Movies


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You ever watch a movie from the past and think to yourself "wow, they'd never let that fly these days?"
Well, so do I, and I've combined this with my love of charts. ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 16, 2017



New from Galoob!


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Ever want to be see as the face of righteousness in a sea of oppression and tumult? Ever wish you didn't really have to do much of anything to get the high praise for being good? Well, never fear, it'... (Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 10, 2017



Coming Soon in 2017!


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So, here's a run down of the top ten LEAST anticipated video game releases for the upcoming year. This was based on a poll of like 6 gorillion gamers and is taken as the holy truth by like a dozen rel... (Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 06, 2017



Some Drugs are BAD.


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Meth and heroin use and abuse have reached record levels over the last few years. During such times of public health crisis like this, it's refreshing to know that there's an alternative waiting for u... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 30, 2017



A Friend In Need...


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Sometimes, you gotta help out your friends, even if you don't really know what you're doing... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 28, 2017



Ayatollah You About This...


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Sometimes, fate an circumstance conspire to put incredibly unqualified people into high positions of power. Watch as a hapless Michael Cera becomes the sensation of a nation and decrees a fatwa of wac... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 19, 2017



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