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As Aristotle said, "hearing out a poor argument is worse than a kick in the penis," but he wore Greek penis armor at all times, so...


The FleshChop™

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Have you ever wanted to fuck something and chop vegetables at the same time? Now presenting the FleshChop™ - the world's most satisfying kitchen aid.

Chop, dice, and mince effortlessly while furi... (Click to see more)

Posted: Sep. 11, 2016

Organic Yogurt, yum?

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Organic yogurt. It's nature's goodness in a creamy, spoonable format. Well, sometimes nature's goodness just... isn't so good. 2016 was a year for taking bold chances on new and inspiring yogurt flavo... (Click to see more)

Posted: Aug. 26, 2016

Frying Guy!

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These colossal outdoor festivals. They're pretty crazy. Go out and hang with a bunch of people in the middle of nowhere for a week, and... well, I'm not sure what's supposed to happen, but it seems li... (Click to see more)

Posted: Aug. 17, 2016

Nostalgia Cola

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Yeah, yeah. Crystal Pepsi's back on shelves, and that petition we all signed back in 2002 to bring back Surge apparently worked, but we seem to forget that these beverages went away for a reason. They... (Click to see more)

Posted: Aug. 13, 2016

Beast Buy Deals!

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When you just need deals on new or used livestock, you go on down to Beast Buy®. This ad has some screaming deals on some slightly damaged inventory, and these are some super savings!... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jul. 30, 2016

I protest!

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It's a wild time these days. People are getting together in public and demanding action, for various reasons. Well, what if you like the action and the camaraderie, but don't like any of the potential... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jul. 15, 2016

Dog Drone Airlift

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Well, I found this clip of someone walking their dog with a drone, and then subsequently airlifting it out to an unknown destination.

I decided to put some theme music to it. Without sound, it sort... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jul. 04, 2016

Commie Produce

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Usually, when you think of farming, you don't think of communism. Well, okay, maybe sometimes you do. But I don't think this movie was part of anyone's five-year plan. Coming this fall to a theater ne... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jun. 23, 2016

Romance Novel

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Ah, the world of romance novels. Where fantasy artists get a break from drawing dragons for D&D manuals, and instead draw flowy dresses, huge pecs, and open shirts for a little change of pace. Like th... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jun. 22, 2016

Drinking Game #23

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Do you like drinking games with ridiculous concepts and rules? Well, have I got something for you. This drinking game is a sure winner, and does not involve anything aside from intoxicants and Latin f... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jun. 20, 2016

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