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When Life Gives You...


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Sometimes, something happens which is so horrible, people can't help but make a film about it. Usually, these are grand mysteries, or fantastic crimes, but an overlooked 1982 slaughtering spree commit... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 07, 2016



Man vs Coleslaw


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Some people out there are saying that the golden age of TV gameshows is behind us, but I say it lies ahead of us. Would your pit your stomach and your wits against five gallons of 'slaw?... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 04, 2016



Manic Organic


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Buying organic. It's something everyone's getting into, but going into one of those organic stores can be a confusing debacle. How organic is too organic? Does organic really mean "made of organs?"

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Posted: Jan. 03, 2016



Tona Danza IS...


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Sometimes a man finds himself cast off from the only world he's ever known. When that kind of thing happens, people generally tend to wander around and start beating ass to make things better.

This... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 01, 2016



Vocab for Ewoks


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Yeah, Ewoks. I know. The great debate amongst Star Wars fans rages still about whether Ewoks or Jar-Jar were worse additions to the movies. This will probably be argued forever, but one thing that can... (Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 30, 2015



Cream of what?


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Ever want a nice breakfast of some kind of hot mush, but you, just don't care what? Do I have the thing for you!

It's CREAM OF WHAT? The breakfast that challenges you to guess what it is, aside fro... (Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 25, 2015



More Oats N' Shit


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A long, long time ago, I made a graphic about an oat cereal. But it was tiny, and looked like shit. This is the revised concept for 2016.

Yum!... (Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 18, 2015



Ho Ho Ho...


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...Merry Yeezmas!

That's right, Yeezy done it again, casting himself as everyone's favorite seasonal martyr.

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Posted: Dec. 16, 2015



Turbo toilet


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Sometimes, a person has to relieve themselves on the quick-fast. But how? Well, introducing the Crap VacĀ® TURBO TOILET! Thanks to the world's most powerful engine of rectal sucking, you can defecate ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 13, 2015



Secret Nazi Singers?


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Did you ever suspect that maybe the pop song you heard on the radio a minute ago might have been influenced by HITLER?! Well, now I have a simple test to see if your favorite songs might be the produc... (Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 09, 2015



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