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In some states, I am known as "Dr. Buttsex." I have no idea why. I never got my degree or nothin'.



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Vocab for Ewoks


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Yeah, Ewoks. I know. The great debate amongst Star Wars fans rages still about whether Ewoks or Jar-Jar were worse additions to the movies. This will probably be argued forever, but one thing that can... (Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 30, 2015



Cream of what?


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Ever want a nice breakfast of some kind of hot mush, but you, just don't care what? Do I have the thing for you!

It's CREAM OF WHAT? The breakfast that challenges you to guess what it is, aside fro... (Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 25, 2015



More Oats N' Shit


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A long, long time ago, I made a graphic about an oat cereal. But it was tiny, and looked like shit. This is the revised concept for 2016.

Yum!... (Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 18, 2015



Ho Ho Ho...


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...Merry Yeezmas!

That's right, Yeezy done it again, casting himself as everyone's favorite seasonal martyr.

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Posted: Dec. 16, 2015



Turbo toilet


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Sometimes, a person has to relieve themselves on the quick-fast. But how? Well, introducing the Crap VacĀ® TURBO TOILET! Thanks to the world's most powerful engine of rectal sucking, you can defecate ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 13, 2015



Secret Nazi Singers?


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Did you ever suspect that maybe the pop song you heard on the radio a minute ago might have been influenced by HITLER?! Well, now I have a simple test to see if your favorite songs might be the produc... (Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 09, 2015



Merry Tech-smas


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Picked this up today. Those old songs really come alive when Tech re-imagines them.
I particularly liked "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fistmas!"... (Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 07, 2015



I something my pet


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We're all familiar with those people who adore their pets to the point of put an "I _______" sticker on the back of their car. But what if you're just... sorta okay with pet ownership?

Well, I hav... (Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 05, 2015



Failed Superhero Comics


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Oh, boy. I like comic books. I think most people under 50 do. But sometimes, there's just a thing about the new entrants into the comic book superhero world that aren't well thought-out.

I think th... (Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 03, 2015



Little Golden Books


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We all remember those Little Golden Books, right? Well, guess who decided to write one? I think my first submission will be well-received by the publishing house, and I will be able to continue to tea... (Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 30, 2015



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