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The classics are terrifying.


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I sat down to watch what appeared to be a classic horror film, but I seem to have been bamboozled.
It think this is the bootleg Hong Kong version or something.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 16, 2015



Billionaire Ideas #3


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The super rich. The powerful elite. The 1%. Whatever you want to call them, they've got so much money they can literally buy almost anything that exists, but it just goes to show that you can't buy cr... (Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 02, 2015



Billionaire Ideas #1


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The super rich. The powerful elite. The 1%. Whatever you want to call them, they've got so much money they can literally buy almost anything that exists.

Yet, they seem bereft of good ideas as to w... (Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 01, 2015



Billionaire Ideas #2


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The super rich. The powerful elite. The 1%. Whatever you want to call them, they've got so much money they can literally buy almost anything that exists.

Yet, they seem bereft of good ideas as to w... (Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 01, 2015



Planned Parenthorse?


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So, I guess there was a big fight in Congress recently about that Planned Parenthood place. Seems one side likes it, and one side dislikes it.

In American politics, you get compromise where you mak... (Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 29, 2015



Farmed Parenthood


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Ah, those timeless old horror movies. You really can't beat the classic feel of that era, and they always had the best posters.

This example is from the short-lived period where everyone was making... (Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 28, 2015



the Astro-Bastards


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Coming this winter to a theater near you.

The cold uterus of space is ready to deliver, and it's up to a crew of two professional infant exterminators to stop it before it kills everything onboard ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 26, 2015



Radio Clip: Latrell


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Ok, so back before I was a rapper, and consequently, before I did this website, I was the co-host of a radio show. The radio show was called "One-Hour Pharmacy" - because it was an hour long, and the ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 25, 2015



Arson Puppets


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Tickle Me Elmo? No way.
This is the hot ticket for kids this Xmas.

It teaches lessons about fire safety, like how to not leave chemical traces that might lead the authorities back to you.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 14, 2015



The Milkman Cometh


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Every now and then, comes a film, so shocking in its nature that you can't help but watch it and eat loudly. This is one of those films. Based on real events in the summer of 1974. A small farming com... (Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 31, 2015



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