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Rubik, the guy with the eponymous cube, is still alive. With your help, though...


Clickbait project

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So, in my ongoing experiments on how to be completely unscrupulous for personal gain, I'm launching some laboratory-grade clickbait on to social media, to gauge if my "click sense" is tuned to that of... (Click to see more)

Posted: May. 20, 2015

Marky's Ark!

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Ah, how could the world have forgotten the works of Marcus Q. Mark? Oh wait, they didn't!

In this delightful summer comedy vehicle, a young Mark Wahlberg goes back in time for no good reason and wi... (Click to see more)

Posted: May. 17, 2015

Savage Henry Cover

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Last month, I was asked to do an "alternate universe" style cover for some chums at Savage Henry Independent Times in the theme of "punk," and so I did.

I drew upon many years of being handed poorl... (Click to see more)

Posted: May. 09, 2015

Adolf at the bat

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Just when you thought there would never be another good underdog sports movie, along comes "Designated Hitler!"

It's a heartwarming story about a F├╝hrer, and a bad-luck baseball team with the wor... (Click to see more)

Posted: Apr. 28, 2015

He's going APE!

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Coming this fall, is the heartwarming tale of a Las Vegas pimp who happens to have a tragic accident, costing him the use of his legs.

He thinks all is lost, until a new service animal from the Dep... (Click to see more)

Posted: Apr. 26, 2015

GALLERY: Earth Day, 2015

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Clicky-click to view some helpful tips on how to be more enviro-conscious.... (Click to see more)

Posted: Apr. 24, 2015

My-KILL Jackson

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A group of friends go fishing in the woods, and encounter the legendary King of Pop, brought back to life by a genie, or a dying child's wish, or Robin Williams or something.

However, not all is w... (Click to see more)

Posted: Apr. 22, 2015


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So, I was thinking of how fugly Crocs (the shoe) are, and what could be done to mitigate the trauma resulting from seeing them worn in public places.

I had kind of a "eureka" moment, and thus, the ... (Click to see more)

Posted: Apr. 01, 2015

Women's Magazines

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Yeah, everyone's read one of these, be it voluntarily, or incidentally at a dentist's office or at the hairsmith. I swear, every issue has something about thumbing buttholes. I'm not sure who the peop... (Click to see more)

Posted: Mar. 22, 2015

Help! My nanny is...

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Now this, THIS is what I call revolutionary television programming. I'm gonna be riveted to my seat all season.... (Click to see more)

Posted: Mar. 21, 2015

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