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Now this, THIS is what I call revolutionary television programming. I'm gonna be riveted to my seat all season.... (Click to see more)

Posted: Mar. 21, 2015

GALLERY: Bumper Stickers

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Here are my bumper sticker ideas.

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Comment/like to VOTE for which gets printed.

The one with the most over the next few weeks will be printed and PUT UP FOR SALE... (Click to see more)

Posted: Mar. 06, 2015

50 Shades of Cent

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So, apparently this upcoming movie has everyone super stoked. It's apparently about a rapper from New York who grew up on the mean streets before finding his true love: bondage play.

It's truly hea... (Click to see more)

Posted: Feb. 09, 2015

Thrift Store Item Guide

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You ever been at a secondhand or thrift store, and are wondering about the viability of the items available for purchase?

Well, I've made a handy-dandy chart to let you know perhaps some of the ups... (Click to see more)

Posted: Feb. 07, 2015

B-33 Weapon System

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Presenting the latest in cutting-edge anti-personnel weaponry. The B-33 is the latest in Wombtech Defense Research's line of insect-related war implements.

The B-33 is suitable to any number of env... (Click to see more)

Posted: Feb. 03, 2015

Creamed Corn

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We all know that this particular foodstuff was invented specifically to provide entertainment for your gastro-intestinal tract.

Not just any entertainment, it's a damn THRILL RIDE for your shit chu... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jan. 24, 2015

Martin Luther King Kong

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This Martin Luther King Jr. day, see the carnage as a giant ape rampages through an unsuspecting, defenseless city. The townsfolk can think of no hope, outside of one man. A man with a dream... and a ... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jan. 19, 2015


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In the darkness of the arctic sea, it waited.
For years, it has shadowed the shore.
Now, a fishing expedition to the great white North will prove to be the greatest challenge for a group of friends,... (Click to see more)

Posted: Dec. 15, 2014

Ghost Circumstance

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From the depths of the popular science-fiction network's reality show department, comes the tale of a team of bold, intrepid paranormal investigators who stopped giving a shit long, long ago.

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Posted: Nov. 14, 2014

Oats n' Shit

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I remember back in my day, we had wholesomeness in our breakfast cereals. But it wasn't just wholesomeness, no no. There was a lot of other shit, too.

That's why I like "Oats n' Shit" these days.
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Posted: Nov. 12, 2014

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