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50 Shades of Cent


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So, apparently this upcoming movie has everyone super stoked. It's apparently about a rapper from New York who grew up on the mean streets before finding his true love: bondage play.

It's truly hea... (Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 09, 2015



Thrift Store Item Guide


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You ever been at a secondhand or thrift store, and are wondering about the viability of the items available for purchase?

Well, I've made a handy-dandy chart to let you know perhaps some of the ups... (Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 07, 2015



B-33 Weapon System


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Presenting the latest in cutting-edge anti-personnel weaponry. The B-33 is the latest in Wombtech Defense Research's line of insect-related war implements.

The B-33 is suitable to any number of env... (Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 03, 2015



Creamed Corn


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We all know that this particular foodstuff was invented specifically to provide entertainment for your gastro-intestinal tract.

Not just any entertainment, it's a damn THRILL RIDE for your shit chu... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 24, 2015



Martin Luther King Kong


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This Martin Luther King Jr. day, see the carnage as a giant ape rampages through an unsuspecting, defenseless city. The townsfolk can think of no hope, outside of one man. A man with a dream... and a ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 19, 2015



Killrus!


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In the darkness of the arctic sea, it waited.
For years, it has shadowed the shore.
Now, a fishing expedition to the great white North will prove to be the greatest challenge for a group of friends,... (Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 15, 2014



Ghost Circumstance


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From the depths of the popular science-fiction network's reality show department, comes the tale of a team of bold, intrepid paranormal investigators who stopped giving a shit long, long ago.

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Posted: Nov. 14, 2014



Oats n' Shit


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I remember back in my day, we had wholesomeness in our breakfast cereals. But it wasn't just wholesomeness, no no. There was a lot of other shit, too.

That's why I like "Oats n' Shit" these days.
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Posted: Nov. 12, 2014



Pumpkin Spice Lattes for all


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I've seen some bad science going around about what exactly is in Starbucks' pumpkin spice latte. I decided to do my own independent research on this, and I have the results right here. I think I point... (Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 11, 2014



GALLERY: Historical Quotes


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I'm something of an amateur historian, and so I'll share a collection of less well-known quotes from famous historical figures. Click here to see all.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 28, 2014



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