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Read Marcus Aurelius - of each thing, ask: what is it, in and of itself? Will it remove kebab?



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Creamed Corn


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We all know that this particular foodstuff was invented specifically to provide entertainment for your gastro-intestinal tract.

Not just any entertainment, it's a damn THRILL RIDE for your shit chu... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 24, 2015



Martin Luther King Kong


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This Martin Luther King Jr. day, see the carnage as a giant ape rampages through an unsuspecting, defenseless city. The townsfolk can think of no hope, outside of one man. A man with a dream... and a ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 19, 2015



Killrus!


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In the darkness of the arctic sea, it waited.
For years, it has shadowed the shore.
Now, a fishing expedition to the great white North will prove to be the greatest challenge for a group of friends,... (Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 15, 2014



Ghost Circumstance


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From the depths of the popular science-fiction network's reality show department, comes the tale of a team of bold, intrepid paranormal investigators who stopped giving a shit long, long ago.

Watch... (Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 14, 2014



Oats n' Shit


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I remember back in my day, we had wholesomeness in our breakfast cereals. But it wasn't just wholesomeness, no no. There was a lot of other shit, too.

That's why I like "Oats n' Shit" these days.
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Posted: Nov. 12, 2014



Pumpkin Spice Lattes for all


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I've seen some bad science going around about what exactly is in Starbucks' pumpkin spice latte. I decided to do my own independent research on this, and I have the results right here. I think I point... (Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 11, 2014



GALLERY: Historical Quotes


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I'm something of an amateur historian, and so I'll share a collection of less well-known quotes from famous historical figures. Click here to see all.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 28, 2014



Stalin in SPACE!


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Terror... Soviet style!

Two brave cosmonauts, Ivan Ivanovich and Sergei Ilyich, accompany the frozen body of Josef Stalin into orbit, in order to send his body into the cosmos and send a message to... (Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 01, 2014



GALLERY: Nature Facts!


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I've collected a handful of unusual nature facts, to enlighten my readers as to the splendor of nature. Click here to see them!... (Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 30, 2014



Golden Girls 2014


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Flash-forward. All of the Golden Girls have been eliminated, except for one. Enter a nightmare web of intrigue, sex, and lies that has become Rose's life.
Follow her quest to avenge the others while ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 14, 2014



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