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These are like the X-Files, but with fewer UFOs, and more discussion of the government suppression of the Electric Pornograph.


Color me Vladd

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Imagine a world where vampires were real, and in the early 90s, they formed an R&B group, featuring the hit single "I Want To Suck You Up."... (Click to see more)

Posted: Oct. 20, 2012

MC Hammer fights crime

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As part of his court-ordered community service, there was a brief period of time in which MC Hammer was posted up in Sasquatch country, guarding bikes all day. He did a pretty good job, and soon enoug... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jul. 03, 2012

Reading Time!

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Now, while I didn't "create" this, per se, I did take a photograph someone took of a poster found in an elementary school library and digitally removed all the wrinkles in the paper(as best I could) a... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jul. 02, 2012

Pilsner Urkel

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Everyone remember back in the mid-90s, when "Family Matters" was the king of ABC's "TGIF" block of sitcoms.
Well, a lot of people probably also recall that the character of Steve Urkel quickly upstag... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jun. 09, 2012

I want to... huh?

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We all have different things we believe in. I believe in pie. That is to say, I want to.... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jun. 06, 2012

Halo-halo explained

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So, in the Philippines, there's a dessert dish called halo-halo. It's supposed to be a collection of otherwise unrelated sweet things, which are supposed to all go together well.

I found this pictu... (Click to see more)

Posted: May. 24, 2012

Deuce Buggalo!

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This is the story of Deuce Buggalo, a normal guy with a normal job who ended up racking up a massive debt through no fault of his own.

When one of his customers claims that fans of Insane Clown Pos... (Click to see more)

Posted: May. 03, 2012

Kony's Kidz

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Oh, that rascal Joe Kony and his army of children. Our good friends over at One-Hour Pharmacy decided to sponsor a charity campaign in order to help out those little scamps and keep them out of harm's... (Click to see more)

Posted: Apr. 26, 2012

The Fucking Tree

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I had to do my own take on a timeless children's classic.

In this case, though, the tree isn't a doormat and a pushover, and doesn't let that kid use him and fuck up his entire life. But, the tree ... (Click to see more)

Posted: Feb. 17, 2012

Watermelon Rape

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One of the United States' most inspiring historical figures, William Q. Dynamite, is asked what he would rather do than forcibly copulate with the woman shown here.

His hypothetical alternative pre... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jan. 29, 2012

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