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You got the duck-bill...


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You got the duck-bill; lizard, too.

A commentary on "duck face" self-photos, or just something that happened because I had a pringles commercial from the early 1990s stuck in my head?

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Posted: Jan. 25, 2012



Martin Luther King Day!


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Happy birthday to Martin Luther King, Junior.

We enjoy seeing the realization of your dream as a reality today! Your small wads of delicious mint filling, surrounded by a rich coating of dark choc... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 16, 2012



Strictly for my H.I.P.P.O.S.


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Tupac's lost album "Strictly for my H.I.P.P.O.S" - only recently recovered from an abandoned recording studio. Soon to be digitally remastered and released for sale, and the Tupac hologram will rejoic... (Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 28, 2011



Pepperspray Cop vs. Abe


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That pepperspray cop who maced the shit out of a bunch of cowering hippies was the subject of a whole lot of mockery for the iconic photo of him casually walking by and hitting them all with sweet pac... (Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 23, 2011



Smack and Me


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The story of a boy who goes off to summer camp and ends up with a heroin habit that changes his life.

Before, he was a bookish nerd who had trouble making friends, but ever since he started shootin... (Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 14, 2011



Mophand McKnifestabber


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Everyone fondly recalls those touching coming-of-age movies we all watched when we were adolescents. Well, this is probably my favorite of the bunch.

Those kids learned a lot about living from the ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 07, 2011



Just the tip of the fin


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That's right. You just can't trust whales. They're all abysmally horny, and can't wait to sodomize you as soon as they get your guard down.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 06, 2011



Motivational poster!


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Having passed the approval of my control group, I now submit my motivational poster to the general public. Unlike other motivational posters which are supposed to inspire you to achieve greater height... (Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 06, 2011



The Statutory Ape


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Those mid-70s monster flicks are always a gamble. They try and do so much. Most of the time they usually end up as bad creature-features with sexploitation themes and weak '70s gore effects. Usually a... (Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 06, 2011



Shame on u, Shamu


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See what happens? We try and help, but no, that's not good enough. You're on your own now, whales.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 05, 2011



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