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Everyone fondly recalls those touching coming-of-age movies we all watched when we were adolescents. Well, this is probably my favorite of the bunch.

Those kids learned a lot about living from the ... (Click to see more)

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That's right. You just can't trust whales. They're all abysmally horny, and can't wait to sodomize you as soon as they get your guard down.... (Click to see more)

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Having passed the approval of my control group, I now submit my motivational poster to the general public. Unlike other motivational posters which are supposed to inspire you to achieve greater height... (Click to see more)

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Those mid-70s monster flicks are always a gamble. They try and do so much. Most of the time they usually end up as bad creature-features with sexploitation themes and weak '70s gore effects. Usually a... (Click to see more)

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See what happens? We try and help, but no, that's not good enough. You're on your own now, whales.... (Click to see more)