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It's a dog's life

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I'm not usually one for tepid office humor, but this one's for my people living that "Office Space" life.... (Click to see more)

Posted: Nov. 21, 2018

Movie Sheriffs

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Sheriffs in small towns never seem to do much. In the movies, anyhow. We all know that law enforcement officers in real life are upstanding collectors of speeding-ticket revenue for the small town the... (Click to see more)

Posted: Oct. 31, 2018

The Art and Science...

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The total and complete guide to both the technical details and artistic nuance of turning your crank on public transit.
The latest version includes two new chapters on light rail and subways.... (Click to see more)

Posted: Sep. 06, 2018

Labor Day Fun!

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What to do this Labor Day?
Read on and find out!... (Click to see more)

Posted: Sep. 03, 2018

Mummy Juice!

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You can really taste the mummy.... (Click to see more)

Posted: Aug. 17, 2018

Because you's broke.

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Ever been so broke you couldn't even afford name-brand ramen noodles? Well, HONKmart® has the product for you! Stock up at the low, low price of 2 cents each. ... (Click to see more)

Posted: Aug. 02, 2018

Bombs Away?

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The Overworld Merchants Council reminds you to only buy locally-sourced, organically-grown, fair-trade bombs above the ground. Buy now, and buy often!... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jul. 24, 2018

Juggalo Love

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The plains of Africa has much to offer, with breathtaking scenery, the wildest animals, civil unrest, and... juggalo love?

Tune in this fall as two juggalos are sent on safari with the hopes of hit... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jul. 18, 2018

Best in its class

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Best in its class three years running. Runner up was the Nissan Leaf.... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jul. 14, 2018

Pest Control

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The natural way to get things done.... (Click to see more)

Posted: Jun. 26, 2018

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