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A New Business


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Sometimes, the world of business will open itself up for untold fortune and limitless opportunity if you have a good enough idea. I believe I have a good enough idea. Hybrid businesses are the wave of... (Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 21, 2018



Random Dialogue #13


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Sometimes, I leave my cozy seat in front of my desk and venture out into the real world, so that I might drink deeply of the environment and culture I share with my fellow human beings.

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Posted: Feb. 19, 2018



Random Dialogue #12


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Sometimes, I leave my cozy seat in front of my desk and venture out into the real world, so that I might drink deeply of the environment and culture I share with my fellow human beings.

By the abov... (Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 18, 2018



A Well-Balanced Breakfast


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Is your morning meal getting boring? Are you tired of the same old thing, over and over again? Well, the Cap'n™ has just the thing! It's positively crawling with flavor and goodness that's very much... (Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 08, 2018



More Horoscopes


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Star signs. The zodiac. Horoscopes. Astrology. Mumbo. Jumbo. Hocus. Pocus? Whatever you want to call it, it's here, and it's as real as anything on the Internet.

What does the future hold for you?... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 30, 2018



Every Day is Doomsday


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With the recent move of the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists' Doomsday Clock to two minutes until midnight, it strikes me that we could use some other predictive clocks, to help us with more mundane conc... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 25, 2018



Colors! C-c-c-c-colors!


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Yup, there we have it. The gang colors of the past were much more elaborate and festive, and the violence that went with these seemingly foppish getups would make modern-day "gangstas" shit their pant... (Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 18, 2018



Alt Universe Fact #32


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The universe contains so many mysteries. The multiverse hypothesis states that every decision ever made by... anything... results in a branch-off into an alternate universe for the road not taken.

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Posted: Jan. 14, 2018



2017 In Review


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2017 has been a hell of a year. I don't know about the rest of you out there, but I sure learned a lot. What exactly did I learn? Well, I wrote it down for you in convenient list format. Enjoy.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 31, 2017



Gift Ideas


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Ever know someone who you just, for whatever reason, cannot stand? Someone you loathe, whose very existence infuriates you? Do they have a rotten child whom they don't discipline and you can tell is g... (Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 23, 2017



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