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Contrary to popular media sentiment, BOTH sexes can use plastic googly eyes to accentuate their genitalia.
It's Urf Day again. So I got some handy-ass tips for you to consider when trying to make this Urf a better place. After all, this the only Urf we got, so you better pay attention. And remember: Urf Da...(Click to see more)
So, it's an election year. You can always tell, because it seems everyone turns into a slavering shithead, even normally-sane-seeming people. Well, I'm doing my part to not be like that. No politics h...(Click to see more)
