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I don't smoke chronic; I smoke punk-ass bitches. Hard keeping them lit, though...
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So, I had this idea to make sympathy cards for things that genuinely happen in real life, but don't usually have cards for. Thanks for being stodgy and hyper-conservative, Hallmark. No matter, I'll...(Click to see more)
