Quote of the moment:
If you can't beat 'em, re-tweet 'em.
There are few modern tragedies as sad as that of the ICP fan, or "juggalo," when said juggalo can't even juggle! However, for just pennies a day, you can provide them with the pins, balls, and lessons they need to properly toss and catch multiple objects.
Won't you donate to this incredibly worthy cause?