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Politics n' Shit


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So, it's an election year. You can always tell, because it seems everyone turns into a slavering shithead, even normally-sane-seeming people. Well, I'm doing my part to not be like that. No politics h... (Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 29, 2016



Guess the Plot


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There's a new game going around the 'net, where you briefly describe the plot of a movie you've never seen, based solely on what has shown up in passing.
Here's my pick.... (Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 27, 2016



Yearbook Predictions


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Kids these days have a wide range of futures open to them. A truly modern yearbook embraces trends, and has categories relevant to more likely futures than just the standard "likely to succeed" or "li... (Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 21, 2016



St. Patrick's Day Bingo


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It's that day again. A time when people of all races, creeds, and colors come together to pretend they're Irish and get drunk on a weekday. If you find yourself in the midst of this madness, you can p... (Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 17, 2016



Psycho Couple Bingo


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We all have them on our lists. Sometimes it's because they were good friends once, sometimes it's because they are just pure entertainment. Either way, I'm talking about the sickeningly dysfunctional ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 14, 2016



Participant Awards?


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We live in an age where kids get award pretty much just for showing up to school.
But why is the label so bland as to be "participant?"

Everyone has things about them that we can celebrate instea... (Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 12, 2016



Nature Fact #5


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It's been awhile since I published any fascinating nature facts. Aren't elephants just amazing creatures? They can't jump, but apparently, they can bump, a LOT.

See the rest of the nature fact coll... (Click to see more)



Posted: Mar. 04, 2016



Disease Warning!


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The World Health Organization has released a new bulletin about a disease we thought was dead, but once crippled the Western world. Fortunately, there's this handy poster to help us figure out if one ... (Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 26, 2016



Public Service Message


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And now a message intended for the people out there who might be inclined to forget certain things in the heat of the moment. Paid for by the good people at the United States Oral Council and approved... (Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 18, 2016



LA Times, Front Page!


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So, in the legendary song "Boyz N The Hood," it is mentioned that someone was killed in a ghetto fashion, and that this killing made the front page of the Los Angeles times. I decided to carefully sif... (Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 17, 2016



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