Quote of the moment:
I have been known to upend tables when served yams unexpectedly.

There are few modern tragedies as sad as that of the ICP fan, or "juggalo," when said juggalo can't even juggle! However, for just pennies a day, you can provide them with the pins, balls, and lessons they need to properly toss and catch multiple objects.
Won't you donate to this incredibly worthy cause?