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Black Friday 2017



It's that time of year again, when shopping gets to be a life-or-death struggle. Count the chills, thrills, spills, and kills as the news rolls along, cataloguing the mayhem and carnage of people in s...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 24, 2017



Romance Novel #2



Ah, the treasure people leave behind at bus stops. ...(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 13, 2017



Romantic Comedy...



Just in time for Valentine's Day, it's a comedy about a couple whose marriage is in trouble, and the only way they can think to save it is by conquering the anal frontier! Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bul...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jan. 05, 2017



Black Friday 2016



It's that time of year again. We celebrate consumption and disregard civility to do so. This Black Friday, don't go out. Instead, pull up a chair, dial into the news, and pour a stiff drink as you pla...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 24, 2016



Frying Guy!



These colossal outdoor festivals. They're pretty crazy. Go out and hang with a bunch of people in the middle of nowhere for a week, and... well, I'm not sure what's supposed to happen, but it seems li...(Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 17, 2016



Dog Drone Airlift



Well, I found this clip of someone walking their dog with a drone, and then subsequently airlifting it out to an unknown destination.

I decided to put some theme music to it. Without sound, it sort...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 04, 2016



Romance Novel



Ah, the world of romance novels. Where fantasy artists get a break from drawing dragons for D&D manuals, and instead draw flowy dresses, huge pecs, and open shirts for a little change of pace. Like th...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 22, 2016



Performance Hot Dog



Ride! Ride like the demon that drives your dreams!
When you need to squeeze every ounce of performance out of your hot dog, there's only one publication to pick up. The original, and still the best: ...(Click to see more)



Posted: Jun. 10, 2016



The Milkman Cometh



Every now and then, comes a film, so shocking in its nature that you can't help but watch it and eat loudly. This is one of those films. Based on real events in the summer of 1974. A small farming com...(Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 31, 2015



Caveman TV



From the network that brought you "Orangutan Paternity Suit," and "America's Strongest Mormon," comes a riveting hour-long drama about an unfrozen caveman who is recruited into the Detroit Police.

...(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 25, 2015



King Who?



You know, I kind of wish "King Ralph" was a sequel or remake of "Kong." Would have been a hell of a lot more entertaining....(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 07, 2015



Rapture Man



Another in my series of irrelevant or oddly specific bumper stickers.
#23 - And I'll be damned if it's not what I'll be doing during pretty much any deity-based crisis.

To vote for this one, cli...(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 14, 2015



Romance Comics



Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014



Romance Comics #2



Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014



Romance Comics #3



Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014



Romance Comics #4



Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014



Romance Comics #5



Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014



Romance Comics #6



Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014



Romance Comics #7



Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014



Romance Comics #8



Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014



Romance Comics #9



Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014



Romance Comics #10



Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014



Romance Comics #11



Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014



Romance Comics #12



Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014



Romance Comics #13



Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014



Romance Comics #14



Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014



Romance Comics #15



Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014



Romance Comics #16



Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014



Romance Comics #17



Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014



Romance Comics #18



Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014



Romance Comics #19



Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014



Romance Comics #20



Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014



Romance Comics #21



Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014



Romance Comics #22



Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014



Romance Comics #23



Happy Valentine's Day.

In honor(?) of the occasion, I've made a series of one-panel romance comics, where a well-dressed man and woman broach issues related to drama, love, sex, and chili, among ot...(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014



GALLERY: Romance Comics



Happy Valentine's Day.
I've made a handful of one-panel romance comics, just for all you lovers out there. Click to see them all....(Click to see more)



Posted: Feb. 14, 2014



Fondling Forrester



Anyone remember this movie? One of Connery's better recent films.

It's really a touching story, even the part with the axle grease and the butthole thumbing....(Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 05, 2013



Trayvon Martini



In an effort to be topical, I've decided to create a memorial drink for young Mr. Trayvon Martin, who was shot in the sweatshirt while 'rasslin with a very committed neighborhood watch guy.

It's de...(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 01, 2013



Man... or Afro Man?



So, Man or Astro-Man and Afroman decided to team up and release an album. Here's the preview of the album cover....(Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 23, 2013



SFW Censorship



So, I was challenged to make a Safe For Work version of a pornographic image.

I think I did alright. It conveys the point of the scene, while providing work-friendly coverings for all questionable ...(Click to see more)



Posted: Aug. 15, 2013



The Niggler



What if one of Batman's oldest foes was a little less Machiavellian, and a lot more... well, obnoxious.

The use of Jim Carrey in this graphic is meant to emphasize that factor....(Click to see more)



Posted: Jul. 15, 2013









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