All articles containing: "rap"

URF DAY 2022!

Eyyyy! It's URF DAY! As a proud believer that the Urf exists, please, enjoy this list of things YOU can do to help be nice to the Urf....(Click to see more)

Posted: Apr. 24, 2022

Heart Awareness Time

It's Heart Awareness Week... or something like that. So, courtesy of the American Circulatory Commission, I present this collection of handy, helpful heart-related facts for you to digest....(Click to see more)

Posted: Sep. 24, 2021

Can You Believe?

Perfect for those occasions when you're just hitting the East Side of the LBC, and you notice an impromptu dice game being played on the side of the road.

If you know like I know, you don't want t...(Click to see more)

Posted: Jan. 23, 2021

What's chappening?

Tis the season to be jolly, for sure, but jolliness is in short supply this year, and the data is in. A recent survey finally got to the bottom of what we call "America's Holiday Chafe," and the answe...(Click to see more)

Posted: Dec. 22, 2020

Did you know #23

Ever not know something? Well, now you can know things! Behold!...(Click to see more)

Posted: Mar. 22, 2018

The Oregon Life

Sometimes, one still feels the flow, even though rap is no longer the bread-and-butter of the day. What do you all think of my dope Oregon Trail fire?

Note: Since I live in Oregon, I can make Orego...(Click to see more)

Posted: Dec. 12, 2017

If they VAPE...

A new study from the US Department of Fish and Wildlife has confirmed what many people suspected for a long time now.

Yes, it seems that the chemicals found in your average vape vaper may contribut...(Click to see more)

Posted: Sep. 11, 2017

Lobster Frap

Not to be outdone by their success with the unicorn frappuccino®, Starbucks™ has decided to go for a double by releasing yet another flavored frap, and of course, it's only available for a limited ...(Click to see more)

Posted: Apr. 24, 2017

Today's Movies

You ever watch a movie from the past and think to yourself "wow, they'd never let that fly these days?"
Well, so do I, and I've combined this with my love of charts. ...(Click to see more)

Posted: Feb. 16, 2017

Corn Hubs®

An associate of mine started making wraps with popcorn and cheese. A dubious concept, for sure, but even the oddest idea needs marketing. Also, I'm not all that sure this is really a bad idea...(Click to see more)

Posted: Oct. 26, 2016

Inspectah Deck Got a Show

Yeah, I know. I just did a rap-related thing yesterday. Don't care. This new show is going to be the ultimate in reality TV, and will change how we look at building code violations....(Click to see more)

Posted: Sep. 13, 2016

That's Just Grape!

We all know that in these uncertain times, we can always choose one candidate who stands for bricks of squishy, sugary deliciousness. Whose flavor endures long after the other candidates have lost all...(Click to see more)

Posted: Apr. 27, 2016

Whistle? Fuck a whistle!

Yeah, there are rape whistles out there, but they don't really get the job done if you're in a place with way too much noise, or way too much rape.

That's why we have the Rape Trombone, for when y...(Click to see more)

Posted: Jan. 23, 2016

Merry Tech-smas

Picked this up today. Those old songs really come alive when Tech re-imagines them.
I particularly liked "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fistmas!"...(Click to see more)

Posted: Dec. 07, 2015

Don't panic!

Another in my series of irrelevant or oddly specific bumper stickers.
#29 - It is important to buy this from local, organic sources.

To vote for this one, click and leave a comment and/or a like...(Click to see more)

Posted: Feb. 18, 2015

Rapture Man

Another in my series of irrelevant or oddly specific bumper stickers.
#23 - And I'll be damned if it's not what I'll be doing during pretty much any deity-based crisis.

To vote for this one, cli...(Click to see more)

Posted: Feb. 14, 2015

50 Shades of Cent

So, apparently this upcoming movie has everyone super stoked. It's apparently about a rapper from New York who grew up on the mean streets before finding his true love: bondage play.

It's truly hea...(Click to see more)

Posted: Feb. 09, 2015

Keep on top of Tumblr

So, you're busy, and always on the go, but you love to be up on the latest social justice trends on Tumblr.

Just one problem: there are SO MANY to keep track of that it would take all day to find e...(Click to see more)

Posted: May. 28, 2014

Wheel Of Rap

Here's a fun activity, for the next time you or the kids are bored.
Cut out this wheel of "things rappers get" and spin it in order to decide what you'll do with the rest of the afternoon.

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Posted: Jun. 25, 2013

The Fucking Tree

I had to do my own take on a timeless children's classic.

In this case, though, the tree isn't a doormat and a pushover, and doesn't let that kid use him and fuck up his entire life. But, the tree ...(Click to see more)

Posted: Feb. 17, 2012

Watermelon Rape

One of the United States' most inspiring historical figures, William Q. Dynamite, is asked what he would rather do than forcibly copulate with the woman shown here.

His hypothetical alternative pre...(Click to see more)

Posted: Jan. 29, 2012

The Statutory Ape

Those mid-70s monster flicks are always a gamble. They try and do so much. Most of the time they usually end up as bad creature-features with sexploitation themes and weak '70s gore effects. Usually a...(Click to see more)